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Why is the progressive message appealing to only 50% of the population, instead of 95% of it?
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Just a few quick, delicious shots of insightfulness about terrorism, Santa Claus, traumatized fish and Facebook.
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Uber-exclusive and expensive private colleges and universities are not good causes worthy of your support.
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Are you an organ donor or a heatless monster?
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I'll give you six headlines, you guess who wrote them. Note: almost no one will find this article funny.
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Spoiler Alert: I hate you.
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I’m not exactly sure what questions my grandchildren will ask in 2070. All I know is this: I hope they don’t ask any questions about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Because I can’t imagine what I’ll say.
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It's a retractable net, pulsing with high-voltage electricity, that hooks onto a headboard and can be stretched across the middle of your bed, keeping your partner far away from your side of the mattress.
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Just imagine if at the end of every workday you could take a mental vacation to Bora Bora, and play beer pong against Winston Churchill with 180-year-old Macallans, while a dozen Chinchillas rolled around playfully on your back.
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Disclaimer: pharmaceutical lobbyists paid me tens of millions of dollars to write this rant.
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