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Disclaimer: pharmaceutical lobbyists paid me tens of millions of dollars to write this rant.
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February 9, 2014
7 Video Game Songs That Will Be Playing In My Nightclub, Studio N64
Filed under Unexpected PositivityOne of my many billion dollar businesses ideas involves opening up a nightclub in the Meatpacking District called Studio N64 that plays only video game music
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Every once in a while a movie blows your mind, scattering gory globs of brain all over the faces of your friends, who are like, “Jesus, dude, uch, why is there brain all over my face? Can you please stop ranting about that stupid movie?” For me, that movie was always Gattaca. Now, it’s Her.
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You must accept Pellegrino as your true Lord and Savior, for only in its salty bubbles can you find salvation.
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